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Demotivational Fortune Cookies - A little less than a happy high
komos
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Demotivational Fortune Cookies
A cow-orker and I went to Vinh-Sun Barbeque for lunch and were presented, as is customary with the end of a meal, with fortune cookies. The fortunes were not the typical inspirational platitudes or obvious observations, however.

Guido's read: You are surrounded by fortune hunters.

Mine: Enjoy what you have! Never mind fame and power.

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From: aphorisic Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lower your expectations!
komos From: komos Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Settle for less!
From: aphorisic Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Give 60%!
komos From: komos Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mediocre is good enough!
From: aphorisic Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Reaching for the stars only hurts your tired old arms!
komos From: komos Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Your tireless efforts may get you ahead, but having that nap will be much more relaxing!
From: aphorisic Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Work is for pussies!
stochasticgirl From: stochasticgirl Date: March 3rd, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Was it a refreshing change from the usual tripe, or was it just depressing?
komos From: komos Date: March 3rd, 2006 08:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm still trying to decide. On the other hand, Guido said that he almost would have prefered, That wasn't chicken you just ate.
canonfire From: canonfire Date: March 3rd, 2006 09:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
But... but... you already HAVE fame!

At least, in New Haven, you have fame.
komos From: komos Date: March 3rd, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
In New Haven, I have the power of Voodoo, too. ^_^

Have you tried any of the homebrew yet? I've another bottle for you when you're ready for it.
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