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Yeah, it's exactly what you're thinking - A little less than a happy high
komos
komos
Yeah, it's exactly what you're thinking
Today, I paid an attractive woman to touch my bits.

Sadly, there was nothing that was even remotely sexy about it.

For what it's worth, it doesn't appear that there's anything terribly wrong with me. As I suspected, my body is giving me a head's up to let me know that my years of hard living need to come to an end. A very uncomfortable head's up, to be sure.

You think I'd know better by now. Bleh.
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stochasticgirl From: stochasticgirl Date: March 14th, 2006 06:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Did she tell you to turn your head and cough?

I hope it's nothing serious, with just a change of lifestyle in order.
komos From: komos Date: March 14th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
No! Did I miss some kind of 'special service'?

Yeah, that's most likely it. If there's something more, I'll likely be grousing about it later.
iterum From: iterum Date: March 14th, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, nothing terribly wrong is good, I guess.

Be well.
komos From: komos Date: March 14th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thankee. Working on that.
sassyinkpen From: sassyinkpen Date: March 14th, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
I will refrain from several filthy comments that entered my mind, and just wish you well like everyone else. :) Especially if you're feeling bleh.
komos From: komos Date: March 14th, 2006 11:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, now I'm curious where you're mind took this...
sassyinkpen From: sassyinkpen Date: March 14th, 2006 11:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, top of the list was, "Dude...I would have done it for free...."

After that were a few variations on, "You weren't doing it right, then"

Plus there was some unsolidified stuff about you needing to get out of the house more, and the winding thread of your hobbies.

komos From: komos Date: March 14th, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, that all brought a smile to my face. You'd be right, though... I do need to get out more. ^_^

Winding thread always make me think of Clotho, Atropos, and Lachesis...
khep From: khep Date: March 14th, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Or maybe you need more than someone mundanely touching your bits.
komos From: komos Date: March 14th, 2006 11:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Of that, I am certain.
watchamacallit From: watchamacallit Date: March 14th, 2006 06:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
The hard living can come to an end after St Patty's Day!
komos From: komos Date: March 14th, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Talk about terrible beauty

I'm so Irish, it hurts. ;P
From: aphorisic Date: March 14th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
NOT WORK-SAFE
komos From: komos Date: March 14th, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Just for you.
clayrobeson From: clayrobeson Date: March 15th, 2006 08:16 am (UTC) (Link)
Was there a Dirty Sanchez involved?
komos From: komos Date: March 15th, 2006 11:03 am (UTC) (Link)
No, and I had to get my own vanilla steamer later.
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