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Poll #732012… - A little less than a happy high
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Poll #732012 AdAware(ness)

The phrase, "I need someone to turn my compost," is best used:

As instructions for the crew that you've hired to tend your vegetable garden
18(62.1%)
As a euphemism for anal sex in an 'adult personals' ad
11(37.9%)

When you hire someone to "tend your vegetable garden," you are really:

Hiring someone to tend your vegetable garden
19(65.5%)
Uh...
10(34.5%)

Out of the following, which is your favorite vegetable?

Cucumber
8(27.6%)
Zucchini
2(6.9%)
Eggplant
2(6.9%)
Endive
2(6.9%)
Leek
4(13.8%)
Kale
0(0.0%)
Carrot
5(17.2%)
Spinach
5(17.2%)
Summer squash
1(3.4%)
Beet greens
0(0.0%)

Where do you keep your compost?

It's communal, and therefore... complicated
2(6.9%)
In a large box next to my vegetable garden
10(34.5%)
My hump
1(3.4%)
Uh...
8(27.6%)
Wait, what are we talking about again?
8(27.6%)

Have a look at this and then tell me what you think the problem is.

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inahandbasket From: inahandbasket Date: May 19th, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
what would a Lagered Stout taste like anyway? that's just freaky.
iterum From: iterum Date: May 19th, 2006 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Apparently there's a "Colony Oatmeal Stout Lager" available from Millstream (I see from google).
inahandbasket From: inahandbasket Date: May 19th, 2006 03:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
curious...
now I need to track that down!
komos From: komos Date: May 19th, 2006 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nice find!
gatz From: gatz Date: May 19th, 2006 09:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, I saw that ad in the Metro today during lunch. The Stout lager made me do a "eh?" as well.

Had the black and tan ice cream, too. Yum.

Durnit, now I want some. Beers, not ice creams.
komos From: komos Date: May 19th, 2006 03:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
There aren't that many stouts made with lager yeast, and traditionally, the B&T is made with Guinness (ale yeast) and either Harp (ale) or Bass (ale). Have no idea where the "pilsner lager" comes from, and the very concept rings to my ears as something akin to "Spectacular Spectacular."

But that's just for starters.
gatz From: gatz Date: May 19th, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mr. Pibb and red vines = Crazy Delicious.

that's what "Spectacular Spectacular" made me think of.
cinemama From: cinemama Date: May 19th, 2006 03:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
But have you seen this?
komos From: komos Date: May 19th, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's delicious, and a pint of that will put me closer to my grave than the pub pint will. I'm sure of it.
stochasticgirl From: stochasticgirl Date: May 19th, 2006 04:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know I'm naive sometimes, but I don't see what compost has anything to do with anal sex. :confused:

Hey, aren't cucumbers a fruit?
komos From: komos Date: May 19th, 2006 05:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm assuming it has something to do with organic waste material. I could be entirely wrong, but it's the only way that the ad I saw made sense.

They are. So are eggplant.
From: dellaluna Date: May 19th, 2006 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
I often think I'm the only one in the world who loves eggplant and this poll might prove that true.

Eggplant parmesan and eggplant tempura are two of my favorite things. Just writing about them is making my mouth water.
komos From: komos Date: May 19th, 2006 07:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nah, I love it too. I am surprised at the very high cucumber results, though. I can only think that the results are being skewed by context.
shelbyg From: shelbyg Date: May 19th, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
No, I LOVE cucumbers! They are an awsome fruit because they are not sweet and when pickled they can bring one close to god.

Mmmmm... pickles...
komos From: komos Date: May 19th, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Most anything pickled can bring one close to god.
cosmicserpent From: cosmicserpent Date: May 19th, 2006 08:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
What other veggie am I supposed to put in my Hendricks?!
komos From: komos Date: May 19th, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
What's wrong with leafy greens?
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