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Required by OSHA

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haloedone From: haloedone Date: May 4th, 2007 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh. My. Goodness.

Hilarious.
komos From: komos Date: May 4th, 2007 03:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's a shame that the film is so much better in parody.
cook_ting From: cook_ting Date: May 4th, 2007 03:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Quite awesome.
komos From: komos Date: May 4th, 2007 03:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Delicious, even?
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komos From: komos Date: May 4th, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
I figured you'd appreciate it.
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itsametaketoshi From: itsametaketoshi Date: May 4th, 2007 03:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
OSHA Reg Article IX Section 8 Part A Paragraph 2:

"All bottomless pits must be clearly marked with appropriate signage ('yellow') indicating potential falling hazard. In the absence of such signage a verbal warning by a routinely posted attendant shall be sufficient to satisfy conditions of workplace safety...[Paragraph 4] Under no conditions shall driving someone into such a bottomless pit be considered non-hazardous behavior, excepting the case in which a Persian has insulted the supervising agent's manliness and the virtue of his wife, following which all signage may be temporarily removed and the offending party dealt with at the supervising agent's discretion."
komos From: komos Date: May 4th, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Precisely.
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thedeadfisharmy From: thedeadfisharmy Date: May 4th, 2007 04:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
...so is it supposed to look like a man being struck down by another man's gigantic penis, or am I just a dirty old man?
komos From: komos Date: May 4th, 2007 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm pretty sure that's what happened in the original...
stochasticgirl From: stochasticgirl Date: May 4th, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
That is AWESOME.
faux_eonix From: faux_eonix Date: May 4th, 2007 04:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I must concur.
From: helikesthursday Date: May 4th, 2007 05:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
me like!
komos From: komos Date: May 4th, 2007 08:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, Frank Miller, the mirth you've inspired!
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komos From: komos Date: May 4th, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
I thought it rated up there with "THIS.IS.JENGA!"
canonfire From: canonfire Date: May 4th, 2007 07:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Piso Mojado, Persides!
komos From: komos Date: May 4th, 2007 07:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
You would think Leonidas would have been more careful about polluting his well.
teddywookie From: teddywookie Date: May 4th, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's damn funny, and all I know about 300 is the trailers and cake-town. And one article talking about how it's homophobic. Wait, and Mushroom Kingdom.
komos From: komos Date: May 4th, 2007 07:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's like Enter the Matrix meets Gold's Gym remixed for the swords and sandals set. In other words, the trailer and Cake Town are probably all you need to see.

I know not this "Mushroom Kingdom."
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