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Speaking of contrivances that use electricity - A little less than a happy high
komos
komos
Speaking of contrivances that use electricity

My favorite bit? "We warrant it to cure any of the above weaknesses, and to enlarge shrunken limbs, or parts, or Money Refunded."
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From: aphorisic Date: November 15th, 2007 02:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Eat cobra heart. Make strong.
komos From: komos Date: November 15th, 2007 03:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
I couldn't agree more.
champignon From: champignon Date: November 15th, 2007 03:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wow. just wow...
komos From: komos Date: November 15th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't recall seeing one of these in the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices, but I think they should do everything in their power to acquire a surviving example. Only then will we have the answer to why men are weak.
schizohedron From: schizohedron Date: November 15th, 2007 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

You can't stop him—he's too insane!!

I have to see if this is compatible with my orgone box's software. I will be an electrified Gila monster of lurve.
komos From: komos Date: November 15th, 2007 06:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

Break out the cloudbusters

Electrified Gila Monster of Lurve would make a great name for a first album.
cayetana From: cayetana Date: November 15th, 2007 06:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Woah! It's like those spams, "Want to be more Man?" etc.
komos From: komos Date: November 15th, 2007 07:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
I already feel like more of a Man just knowing this product exists. No more being ashamed by my shrunken limbs, or other parts.
veroniquec From: veroniquec Date: November 18th, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
One supposes that this belt was devised as a less cumbersome version of a cattle prod, which I understand has a similar effect of causing liveliness in the recipient of said zap-ification. (Or is that Zappa-fication?)

;-)
schizohedron From: schizohedron Date: November 21st, 2007 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's just the thing to wear to make that Dinah-Moe Humm.
veroniquec From: veroniquec Date: November 22nd, 2007 12:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes, I do believe that Frank would approve...
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