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Strippers for nerds - A little less than a happy high
komos
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Strippers for nerds
I was getting all geared up to comment on the post looking for a Boston-based stripper who looks like David Tennant that popped up all over the place, but the OP apparently thought better of her request.

No matter, I am inspired. Please pick one Doctor Who character/actor from each section who you think would best be represented by a celebrity look-alike stripper. "Best" was intentionally left undefined. Please note that due to the limitations of the lj poll creator, questions 2 and 3 actually represent a single question, so PLAN ACCORDINGLY... or mark both. For sake of completeness, the Doctor's android friends have also been included, lest we upset the robot-fetish set.

For reference, a complete list of the actors who have played the Doctor is available here. Companions from the classic BBC series are here. That leaves companions from the most recent series for you to do leg work on. Enjoy.

Poll #1121695 Strippers for Nerds I

Best Celebrity Look-Alike Stripper - The Doctor:

First Doctor (WIlliam Hartnell)
0(0.0%)
Second Doctor (Patrick Troughton)
1(9.1%)
Third Doctor (John Pertwee)
1(9.1%)
Fourth Doctor (Tom Baker)
0(0.0%)
Fifth Doctor (Peter Davison)
1(9.1%)
Sixth Doctor (Colin Baker)
0(0.0%)
Seventh Doctor (Sylvester McCoy)
0(0.0%)
Eighth Doctor (Paul McGann)
0(0.0%)
Ninth Doctor (Christopher Eccleston)
3(27.3%)
Tenth Doctor (David Tennant)
5(45.5%)

Best Celebrity Look-Alike Stripper - Female Companion (part 1)

Susan Foreman (Carole Anne Ford)
0(0.0%)
Barbara Wright (Jacqueline Hill)
0(0.0%)
Vicki (Maureen O'Brien)
0(0.0%)
Katarina (Adrienne Hill)
0(0.0%)
Dorothea Chaplet/Dodo (Jackie Lane)
0(0.0%)
Polly (Anneke Wills)
0(0.0%)
Victoria Waterfield (Deborah Watling)
1(12.5%)
Zoe Herriot (Wendy Padbury)
1(12.5%)
Elizabeth "Liz" Shaw (Caroline John)
0(0.0%)
Jo Grant (Katy Manning)
0(0.0%)
Sarah Jane Smith (Elisabeth Sladen)
2(25.0%)
Leela (Louise Jameson)
2(25.0%)
Romana I (Mary Tamm)
2(25.0%)
Romana II (Lalla Ward)
0(0.0%)
Nyssa (Sarah Sutton)
0(0.0%)

Best Celebrity Look-Alike Stripper - Female Companion (part 2)

Tegan Jovanka (Janet Fielding)
0(0.0%)
Perpugilliam "Peri" Brown (Nicola Bryant)
1(9.1%)
Melanie "Mel" Bush (Bonnie Langford)
0(0.0%)
Ace (Sophie Aldred)
1(9.1%)
Dr Grace Holloway (Daphne Ashbrook)
0(0.0%)
Rose Tyler (Billie Piper)
4(36.4%)
Martha Jones (Freema Agyeman)
3(27.3%)
Astrid Peth (Kylie Minogue)
2(18.2%)

Best Celebrity Look-Alike Stripper - Male Companion

Ian Chesterton (William Russell)
0(0.0%)
Steven Taylor (Peter Purves)
0(0.0%)
Ben Jackson (Michael Craze)
0(0.0%)
Jamie McCrimmon (Frazer Hines)
1(9.1%)
Sergeant Benton (John Levene)
0(0.0%)
Brigadier Alastair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart (Nicholas Courtney)
2(18.2%)
Captain Mike Yates (Richard Franklin)
0(0.0%)
Harry Sullivan (Ian Marter)
0(0.0%)
Adric (Matthew Waterhouse)
0(0.0%)
Vislor Turlough (Mark Strickson)
0(0.0%)
Mickey Smith (Noel Clarke)
1(9.1%)
Adam Mitchell (Bruno Langley)
0(0.0%)
Jack Harkness (John Barrowman)
7(63.6%)

Best Celebrity Look-Alike Stripper - Other

K9 (John Leeson/David Brierley - voice)
8(88.9%)
Kamelion (Gerald Flood - voice)
1(11.1%)

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jadefu From: jadefu Date: January 15th, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dude. Geek strippers.
komos From: komos Date: January 15th, 2008 07:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's what I said.
jadefu From: jadefu Date: January 15th, 2008 08:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's hot.
emzebel From: emzebel Date: January 15th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
ROFL...all I have to contribute is that the world needs more John Barrowman...If he's stripping with David Tennant, I'd have no complaints.
komos From: komos Date: January 15th, 2008 07:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
He's the Tom Brady of the line up.
jadefu From: jadefu Date: January 15th, 2008 08:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
The two of the stripping together? OMG, I think I just pulled something.
iterum From: iterum Date: January 15th, 2008 08:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
In my responses, I have varied my definition of "best."
komos From: komos Date: January 16th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'll expect a full report by day's end.
canonfire From: canonfire Date: January 16th, 2008 12:26 am (UTC) (Link)
You put forth a lot of effort for that.

For your good efforts, I will not strip for you.
komos From: komos Date: January 16th, 2008 02:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Darn it.
clayrobeson From: clayrobeson Date: January 16th, 2008 07:23 am (UTC) (Link)
I don't know Dr. Who. :
komos From: komos Date: January 16th, 2008 02:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
The Star Trek poll will be following.
schizohedron From: schizohedron Date: January 16th, 2008 07:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
All this talk of strippers reminds me that it's been eighteen months since my last trip to Las Vegas. The withdrawal is ongoing and brutal. I ought to be in the Neon Havens right now, dooming the NY Giants to defeat by betting on them.
komos From: komos Date: January 17th, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Strippers in Vegas? That's inconceivable!

I've never been, though I'm told that from the mountains it looks just like Mos Eisley.
schizohedron From: schizohedron Date: January 17th, 2008 07:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Complete with the active travel nexus, and of course the scum and villainy!

Should you get out there for an extended stay, do visit the natural resources surrounding the city. Red Rock has trails, driving routes, and a couple of parks right next to the mountains. It's stunning how silent it is there, and it is high up enough, even without climbing the actual peaks, to get a great view of the valley (assuming there's no smog). A description from my visit: I'm 'a Riiiiidin' for Red Rock

Plus you're within daytrip-driving distance of the Valley of Fire State Park, eventual final resting place of one James T. Kirk.
komos From: komos Date: January 17th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sounds awesome. 'Course, I'm a big fan of desert wanders.
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