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Queer Eye for that Dubya Guy - A little less than a happy high
komos
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Queer Eye for that Dubya Guy
I so want to see a "very special" Queer Eye where the boys go in and remake el Presidente in the White House.
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quislibet From: quislibet Date: November 10th, 2003 09:53 am (UTC) (Link)
I'd watch it.

Excellent icon.
komos From: komos Date: November 10th, 2003 11:21 am (UTC) (Link)
On second thought, the stunt would probably get him votes, which is very frightening to me. Almost as frightening as no free pie.

Yes, I do have my priorities straight.

Oh, and thanks. I was very happy when I found the image.
From: skygoodwill Date: November 10th, 2003 10:25 am (UTC) (Link)

I still wouldn't see it.
I would watch Bush (dressed all in red) and Dick (dressed as a clown) in a bullfight ring, all alone with, say, um, 7 bulls ready for some reckoning. With some deep oil slicks for added measure strewn in several areas along the terrain.

Or I'd watch Bush in a Cannon Ball circus act, being blasted into a huge vat of oil where the secret committee of neocon advisors are swimming and cant get out. Or maybe one of those giant sling shot things they use in the south to get kicks, strapping on giant things, like refrigerators to watch then crash into little pieces.

But enough of these.
komos From: komos Date: November 10th, 2003 11:26 am (UTC) (Link)
Honestly, I wasn't thinking of it in terms of punishment so much as sheer entertainment value. Torture's not my thing, really.

I will say that a knife fight between John Ashcroft and Paul Wolfowitz (à la Beat It video) would be amusing.
From: skygoodwill Date: November 10th, 2003 11:38 am (UTC) (Link)
I was going for entertainment value as well. Not sure where the torture part would fit in, unless he missed the vat, or didn't run fast enough, but thats what the rodeo clowns are for.
komos From: komos Date: November 10th, 2003 12:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dunno. Whenever I see "vat of oil," my mind puts "boiling" into the phrase. Sort of like "vat of pudding" suggests "topless in a."

More proof that a mind is a terrible thing.
From: skygoodwill Date: November 10th, 2003 12:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

Terrible thing to waste you mean

No boiling oil. Just regular oil, straight from the ground, the crude stuff, all gritty.

Though you elucidate in a medieval style and contemporary one all at once. Fascinating.
komos From: komos Date: November 11th, 2003 07:05 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Terrible thing to waste you mean

I am the boy anachronism.
jawalter From: jawalter Date: November 10th, 2003 03:02 pm (UTC) (Link)

What's that you say?

PUDDING!

I'm topless in pudding right now! And anyone who just read that statement is vomiting right now, I guarantee!
komos From: komos Date: November 11th, 2003 07:01 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: What's that you say?

I can't even begin to think of what to say.
From: corvus_coronis Date: November 10th, 2003 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Fine idea - but it wouldnt quite "work" unless he somehow could be made to give the makeover a really good road-test (thinking of something like 25 years before he can change back into his old outfits). Wonder if Bushie & the Queer eye guys could swap jobs for a few decades? Or come down under & abduct the Prime Minister for us.
komos From: komos Date: November 11th, 2003 07:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, the States would be a much prettier place, but I think the show would tank after too many recommendations of new-flanel shiek.

I'll dispatch the ninjas for your PM.
From: corvus_coronis Date: November 11th, 2003 10:48 am (UTC) (Link)
Thanks, we need them fast!
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