Kid just loves him some cows (komos) wrote,
Kid just loves him some cows

One more thing

Human beings were not made to have the shape or the consistency of a trash bag filled with pudding. That’s it. I’m not going to argue the point.

I was on the green line yesterday and this 5’3” woman who had to have bested 350 lbs waddled onto the train and sat down in the seat next to mine. While this shouldn’t have been a problem, I was struck with the oddest sensation and realized that it was because the flab of her thigh had quite literally poured itself around my leg. She was simultaneously sitting on top of me, beside me, and underneath me, and I had to fight back a very real gag reflex. I’m not squeamish by any stretch of the imagination, but the feeling was worse than any that the concept of "furries" has ever inspired.


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