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A little less than a happy high
An open letter to the gentleman in my office who can't seem to hit the urinal
Dear Sir-

In the event that aim and control are no longer possible, kindly assume a seated position prior to voiding. A drip is one thing, an puddle covering half the floor is another entirely.


P.S. Ugh.
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