'Course, I'm not the only one being snarky this evening. The HMV at downtown crossing has posted signs that say:
We are closed.
Never to reopen.
Our doors are shut forever.
I can just picture Obscure-Music Kid becoming incensed at being pestered while packing up the last of the inventory that didn't sell during the clearance and slapping them on the windows one by one. It just makes me want to tousle his ironic haircut underneath his ironic hat and say, "Cheer up OMK... you can fire your boss with eBay!2."
1In case there is any concern, no, I wasn't a chump.
2Or maybe I would just remind him that he didn't shop there either.