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No matter how slick it may feel, Ivory soap is not the best choice for lubricant on your most sensitive parts.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
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bbbsg From: bbbsg Date: May 13th, 2004 06:47 am (UTC) (Link)
*blink* soap as lube? eep.
komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 06:53 am (UTC) (Link)
Civilization was built upon the ashes of our heroes, but 99.9% pure is ultimately an indication of just how much lye you're putting up against your skin.
jenarael From: jenarael Date: May 13th, 2004 07:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Lye, ironically, being made from ashes. Yeow. Put some hydrocortisone on it and call me nobody in the morning. The embarrassment isn't worth it, darlin'.
komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 07:19 am (UTC) (Link)
It's all part of my dancing monkey routine new-found openness.
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komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 08:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Serves me right for not keeping to my standards.

I've decided I don't get out enough.
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komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 08:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Grand Opening makes me feel dirty.

Dirty in a very good kind of way.
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komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 08:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Sho'nuff.
quislibet From: quislibet Date: May 13th, 2004 09:07 am (UTC) (Link)
For instance:

http://www.bodywise.sageweb.co.uk/maximus.htm

It appeals to the classicist in me. Although "in me" in this context is potentially misleading.
canonfire From: canonfire Date: May 13th, 2004 08:24 am (UTC) (Link)

ride the storm.

it's unfortunate that the general populace forgets that soap is, in fact, an abrasive. it doesn't slick dirt off of us. We scrub with soap for a reason, I guess.

clean pointy bits? yes.
ouchy pointy bits? yes.
komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 08:58 am (UTC) (Link)

Gone to sea in a tub. Back in 10 minutes.

I'm currently turning pointy bits around in my mind.
quislibet From: quislibet Date: May 13th, 2004 08:33 am (UTC) (Link)
... thanks! Just in time for me to change my afternoon plans.
komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 09:00 am (UTC) (Link)
When you're stuck like glue
When you need some goo
There's vaseline...
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komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 11:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Man, I thought I was talking about masturbation lubrication soap.

Apologies if I've overstepped bounds, though.
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komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ah, sweet fiction of anonymity...
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komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 02:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm just falling to the old assumption that people feel like they can be more uninhibited while hiding behind the magic box. There is something of an anonymity, which is mostly illusory when your online and your real worlds intersect.

For my part, I've seen myself open up a lot here and have carried that with me elsewhere. I try to be part and the same, I guess.
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komos From: komos Date: May 14th, 2004 08:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Mangoes are juicy and delicious.

It sounds way too decadent for casual play, though.
From: uruz Date: May 13th, 2004 12:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dial soap rocks.
komos From: komos Date: May 13th, 2004 01:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Neither integral skin softeners nor sweet perfumes will tempt me here.
riverbank From: riverbank Date: May 14th, 2004 12:03 am (UTC) (Link)
you've never gotten soap in your eye?
i guess now you have.
komos From: komos Date: May 14th, 2004 06:40 am (UTC) (Link)
Only Johnson's Baby Shampoo, and as you know, that's tear free.
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