Annoyed Barista: A venti? Sure. Do you want Café or Crème?
Me: What?
AB: Kaf-FAY or KREMM
Me: Coffee or cream? Are you making non-dairy Frappuccinos now?
AB: [sighs] One is made with coffee, the other is made with vanilla and milk.
Me: ...and no coffee.
AB: Right.
Me: So it’s a milkshake?
AB: No, it’s a KREMM Frappuccino.
Me: Right. I’ll have an iced coffee.
AB: Venti?
Me: Yeah, whatever.
