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A little less than a happy high
Notes from the W.C.
Dear Toilet Stall Guy:

I am very sorry that when I entered the bathroom I opened your stall. I'm also sorry that I briefly caught sight of your lily-white legs poking out from behind the sports pages. I know from the tone of your voice and the string of invectives you tossed after me that you were a little annoyed at the unexpected interruption of your "quiet time." Still, I’d like to point out that if you had taken a moment to lock the stall door before you dropped your pants, both of us would have been saved this little drama.

Your friend,
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cosmicserpent From: cosmicserpent Date: July 14th, 2004 11:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Just be thankful he wasn't choking the chicken in there.
komos From: komos Date: July 14th, 2004 11:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Not unless he had a third hand... in which case, I think I would have been more thrown by the extra limb than anything.
d2leddy From: d2leddy Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

komos From: komos Date: July 14th, 2004 12:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
I do my best thinking in the can.
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