WFNX's Henry Santoro shared a news bit about a PETA initiative to get people to stop eating fish by educating them about how sensitive and intelligent they (the fish, not PETA) are. He closed with, "Well, PETA, you just keep spreading that news around because it means more shrimp for the rest of us."
In other (perhaps related) news, today I feel like a soccer hooligan.
Speak loudly child. You become our voice.