Now, this should be where I go into a rant belaboring the lack of proper ritual in our society, the evils of irresponsible consumerism under the guise of national holidays, and maybe even the tasteless horror that is the Broad Breasted White turkey. But I won’t. In fact, I won’t even write the footnote references that are begging to get on the page. (Ok, I may eventually revisit the turkey thing, but just because there are things that need to be said.)
Instead, I’m going to say something vague and completely off topic about one of you being the hotness, and leave it at that.
