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Riding on the Metro
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komos From: komos Date: January 26th, 2005 04:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd prefer to be able to give them a brief glimpse of the nature of reality... either that or spit acid.

I haven't quite decided.
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komos From: komos Date: January 26th, 2005 05:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Maybe I could mount a variant on the deer whistles you mount on your bumpers to scare woodland creatures away from the road?
sassyinkpen From: sassyinkpen Date: January 26th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's what all those people ranting about mind control satellites are doing...
komos From: komos Date: January 26th, 2005 05:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

I don't know my own strength

Reacting to my mind bullets? I must be some kind of wild talent or something.
sassyinkpen From: sassyinkpen Date: January 26th, 2005 05:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: I don't know my own strength

No no...they're fending off the leaners - crazy style. For you - I would suggest a Viking helmet
komos From: komos Date: January 26th, 2005 05:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
How about a jaunty beret?
sassyinkpen From: sassyinkpen Date: January 26th, 2005 05:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hrmm....That might tend toward encouraging them. Especially when combined with the phrase, "Hey, do you work out?" (Depending on the leaner of course)
komos From: komos Date: January 26th, 2005 05:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's never the cute ones. Never.
prosicated From: prosicated Date: January 26th, 2005 06:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
You should get the beret to spit acid, too. Double whammy, and all.
Or perhaps the little top knot on the beret should detach and extend so that you have a spinning weapon that spells ass-death. But phrased more poetically than ass-death, of course.
komos From: komos Date: January 26th, 2005 06:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

I need a pack of ninja-mimes, too.

What if it were literally to spell "Ass-Death"? Like... in the air with colors and lights?

That would be so frickin' hard core. ^_^
prosicated From: prosicated Date: January 26th, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: I need a pack of ninja-mimes, too.

toxic, and seizure inducing lights and colors, maybe.
Or perhaps they'd emit some kind of gas rendering many a "leaner" unable to lean...

Or the ninja-mimes could just enforce your personal space with a glass box of doom routine.
komos From: komos Date: January 26th, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ninja mimes are now officially my favorites.

Glass box of doom? Brilliant.
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