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A little less than a happy high
komos
komos
Riding on the Metro
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From: uruz Date: January 26th, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is where it's good to be a tactless jerk, because, even in New York City, somehow everyone manages to keep a bubble of personal space around them. Why? Because of the word "asshole."

"Hey, asshole, back the fuck up."

"Hey, asshole, get your ass out of my face."

"Hey, asshole, stop dripping your fucking umbrella on me."
^^^ Bonus points for using a different expletive in the same statement!
komos From: komos Date: January 26th, 2005 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
I've had the same sorts of things happen to me on the NY Subway. My experiences there were largely determined by the inclination of the offender. I think someone who gets called "asshole" often enough eventually becomes inured to its effects.

For the leaners, I prefer to say something akin to "Man! I haven't gotten this much action since the Gulf!" or "Hey, do you work out?"
From: uruz Date: January 26th, 2005 05:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Man, someone's ass smells like roses!"

(sorry about the mispost from the other LJ account. I forgot I was doing stuff for my Cam character. blush.)
komos From: komos Date: January 26th, 2005 06:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Now you're getting it.

Geekery?? For shame, man.
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