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komos
Pigfucker
In the three months since our landlord has required a single check because he no longer trusts Joe to pay rent on time:

January - Joe paid me on the day rent was due. The check that was given to me was written on an account for a bank that doesn't exist anymore. The check was predictably rejected by my bank. Luckily, it was in a lull in my bill paying, so the whole account didn't go rubber.

February - I was paid in cash... but shorted $20.

March - Rent is due tomorrow. In fact, it should already be on its way in the mail. I've just been told that I might get a check tomorrow.
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clayrobeson From: clayrobeson Date: March 15th, 2005 06:27 am (UTC) (Link)
If I could move back to Boston so you could kick him out, I would.

Sorry, man.
prosicated From: prosicated Date: March 15th, 2005 11:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Pigfucker, indeed. Over the last few months, your roommate stories have gone from sad and film-noir-funny to downright tragic. I highly suggest getting a roommate exterminator.
Roommmate exterminators might come under the guise of frequent loud sex, too many friends around, accidental inflammation of his belongings, sudden fits of Tourrette's type behavior (directed only at him), or the systematic debilitation of his sense of reality by constantly rearranging everything in the house, particularly his belongings.
Otherwise, well, that sucks, and I'm sorry to hear it. =(
wildflowersoul From: wildflowersoul Date: March 15th, 2005 01:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Argh! This man infuriates me. We can bring the bunnies over and have them poop in his bed.
From: corvus_coronis Date: March 15th, 2005 02:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pity that tornadoes couldnt be trained, I suspect you could find a few good uses for it as long as you hid the ruby bedroom slippers first
cosmicserpent From: cosmicserpent Date: March 15th, 2005 02:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Even though I don't know much because I'm just a fabulous twenty something, I know that he's a douche.
sassyinkpen From: sassyinkpen Date: March 15th, 2005 03:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dang but there's some creative ideas in here! I say put the guy's shit on the lawn, change the lock and be done with him. You've guilted yourself over kicking him out long enough...I think there's no longer any doubt that you're justified.
mudguts From: mudguts Date: March 15th, 2005 03:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
hes trying to assert his dominance...
mount him.
mount him!
wisdom_seeker From: wisdom_seeker Date: March 15th, 2005 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Give him 30 days to get out. It's time.
bushidokelt From: bushidokelt Date: March 15th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
if it gets bad we can talk
shelbyg From: shelbyg Date: March 15th, 2005 10:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Missing and late rent are certainly the best excuses to remove someone, but be careful: MA is a state that gives renters lots of rights.

Shelby
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