May 15th, 2002

The gentleman is always properly dressed

Oh, to be certain that I am unsure.

This line was taken from one of the letters to the editor in this past week's Phoenix:

I have recently come to the conclusion that I am an agnostic...

I would have loved to have been privy to the decision making process that led to this. "Is there a God? Well, now that I think about it, I don't really know. Yes, I... I don't really know, or at least can't decide. But I've decided that I don't really know, so I've made a decision? Yes? Yes. Deciding that I can't decide is still a decision. So I'm... agnostic? Must be, since I don't know and can't decide."
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