Why marketing vexes me
When I think of a strawberry, many words come to mind...
Delicious.
Sweet.
Fresh.
Sexy. (Yes, sexy.)
(Sometimes even) Pie.
The absolute last word I would associate with a strawberry is FIERCE. Unless someone can show me that Gatorade is hunting wild, carnivorous strawberries on the plains of the Serengeti, I have to say that I'm going to remain doubtful.
UPDATE: Holy crap! Lions!
Delicious.
Sweet.
Fresh.
Sexy. (Yes, sexy.)
(Sometimes even) Pie.
The absolute last word I would associate with a strawberry is FIERCE. Unless someone can show me that Gatorade is hunting wild, carnivorous strawberries on the plains of the Serengeti, I have to say that I'm going to remain doubtful.
UPDATE: Holy crap! Lions!