I'm not going to tell you where my spare is because I'm sure you'll laugh.
Well, where is it?
It has become the plaything of the child an ancient elder god who must never be named.
0(0.0%)
It got tossed into the maw of the Almighty Sarlacc.
2(7.1%)
Ninjas mistook it for a scroll containing deadly kung fu secrets and made off with it in the night.
3(10.7%)
One word... Pixskies.
1(3.6%)
It was carried off by killer bees as a tribute to their queen.
1(3.6%)
There is a chimpanzee near by who is deciding whether it fits better in his mouth or up his butt.
1(3.6%)
There is no key.
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One word... Zombies.
3(10.7%)
This is just one of many continuity errors we have identified in this film.
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Where you left it.
3(10.7%)
Any idea how I can get it back?
