(no subject)
I'd like to state, for the record, that I'm getting really tired of my dream world being so much more interesting than waking life.
May 19th, 2006
(no subject)
The phrase, "I need someone to turn my compost," is best used:
As instructions for the crew that you've hired to tend your vegetable garden
18(62.1%)
As a euphemism for anal sex in an 'adult personals' ad
11(37.9%)
When you hire someone to "tend your vegetable garden," you are really:
Hiring someone to tend your vegetable garden
19(65.5%)
Uh...
10(34.5%)
Out of the following, which is your favorite vegetable?
Cucumber
8(27.6%)
Zucchini
2(6.9%)
Eggplant
2(6.9%)
Endive
2(6.9%)
Leek
4(13.8%)
Kale
0(0.0%)
Carrot
5(17.2%)
Spinach
5(17.2%)
Summer squash
1(3.4%)
Beet greens
0(0.0%)
Where do you keep your compost?
It's communal, and therefore... complicated
2(6.9%)
In a large box next to my vegetable garden
10(34.5%)
My hump
1(3.4%)
Uh...
8(27.6%)
Wait, what are we talking about again?
8(27.6%)
Have a look at this and then tell me what you think the problem is.
