May 19th, 2006

The gentleman is always properly dressed

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Poll #732012 AdAware(ness)

The phrase, "I need someone to turn my compost," is best used:

As instructions for the crew that you've hired to tend your vegetable garden
18(62.1%)
As a euphemism for anal sex in an 'adult personals' ad
11(37.9%)

When you hire someone to "tend your vegetable garden," you are really:

Hiring someone to tend your vegetable garden
19(65.5%)
Uh...
10(34.5%)

Out of the following, which is your favorite vegetable?

Cucumber
8(27.6%)
Zucchini
2(6.9%)
Eggplant
2(6.9%)
Endive
2(6.9%)
Leek
4(13.8%)
Kale
0(0.0%)
Carrot
5(17.2%)
Spinach
5(17.2%)
Summer squash
1(3.4%)
Beet greens
0(0.0%)

Where do you keep your compost?

It's communal, and therefore... complicated
2(6.9%)
In a large box next to my vegetable garden
10(34.5%)
My hump
1(3.4%)
Uh...
8(27.6%)
Wait, what are we talking about again?
8(27.6%)

Have a look at this and then tell me what you think the problem is.