November 13th, 2009

Road Warrior Diaries

Nigella Lawson wants breakfast in bed? Of course she does...

In case you were still on the fence about whether everything about Nigella Lawson equates to soft-core porn, last night's Top Chef: Las Vegas will likely settle any questions. We don't even have to resort to the fantasies inspired by the artfully mussed and bleary Nigella and Padma ordering breakfast in bed for the episode's quick-fire challenge. All we have to do is take her at her word. In critiquing Robin's not so successful panna cotta, she explained that it should "have the quiver of a 17th-century courtesan's inner thigh."

It's lovely and brilliantly descriptive, I know, and yet so... brilliantly descriptive.

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