a) This morning, I got spam in my inbox with the heading "Browse Our Site for Awesome." Since I'm a big fan of using my powers for good awesome, I thought I'd check it out. Truly, there was no awesome at the site. In fact, the whole experience was pretty dull, so I'm not entirely sure why I'm sharing.
b) Behold the power of this fully armed and operational Volkswagen:
Better pics will follow just as soon as it stops raining.