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A little less than a happy high
On poo and sticks, and poo on sticks
Not long ago, Paul and I were sitting on a porch shooting the shit when little Marty walked up to us with a stick and tried to whack me with it. This isn't all that uncommon an occurrence, and I did my standard shift to the side, allowing the force of the blow to spend itself down my arm. We went back to talking, but I soon caught whiff of something foul. I looked down at my sleeve and noticed unpleasantness smeared there, so I asked Marty, "Hey, is there dog poo on that stick?" He answered "Yeah..." as though that should have been obvious from the start.

A week later, he said to Pablo, "I'm sorry I put dog poo on Peter..."

Little kids are funny.
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why_style From: why_style Date: June 7th, 2005 06:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
that's frickin hilarious, man.
komos From: komos Date: June 7th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
If he wasn't an adorable 3 year old, I might well have punted him. As it stands, I was annoyed but still laughing about it.
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komos From: komos Date: June 7th, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Poo jokes are always funny on some level.
From: corvus_coronis Date: June 8th, 2005 02:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
When I was eight we kept pet lambs. I found out that they tended to pull faces if they sniffed their own droppings/urine. So clever me would poke a stick in the stuff, sneak up next to one of them & stealthily bring it under lamb/victim's nose so that they'd get a whiff & run off with their lips pulled back. I was somewhat evil ...

(note: I definitely *dont* do that sort of thing to sheep nowadays)
komos From: komos Date: June 8th, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

I hate to admit that I'm part sheep but...

I do exactly the same thing when I sniff my own droppings.
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