"Did Ron learn how to turn himself into a lizard?"
"I have to confess, at this point most of the books have blended into a single mess in my head. Still, I don't remember Ron Weasley being a lizard animage."
"Well, did Harry find out that Dudley had magical abilities and was enrolling in Hogwarts?"
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah. Did it happen?"
"I really don't think so."
"Crap." He started looking sheepish at this point. "So Malfoy didn't turn good an hook up with Ron's sister?"
I'm laughing now, "Dude, if you were reading graphic sex scenes, chances are you were reading counterfeit slash."
"Nonono... there weren't any sex scenes."
My eyebrows raise.
"Ok, consider it a word to the wise."