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I'm not going to tell you where my spare is because I'm sure you'll laugh. - A little less than a happy high
komos
komos
I'm not going to tell you where my spare is because I'm sure you'll laugh.
Poll #591567 Where is my f#&%ing car key?

Well, where is it?

It has become the plaything of the child an ancient elder god who must never be named.
0(0.0%)
It got tossed into the maw of the Almighty Sarlacc.
2(7.1%)
Ninjas mistook it for a scroll containing deadly kung fu secrets and made off with it in the night.
3(10.7%)
One word... Pixskies.
1(3.6%)
It was carried off by killer bees as a tribute to their queen.
1(3.6%)
There is a chimpanzee near by who is deciding whether it fits better in his mouth or up his butt.
1(3.6%)
There is no key.
5(17.9%)
One word... Zombies.
3(10.7%)
This is just one of many continuity errors we have identified in this film.
1(3.6%)
Where you left it.
3(10.7%)

Any idea how I can get it back?

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