Kid just loves him some cows (komos) wrote,
Kid just loves him some cows
komos

The horror

Poll #629851 Truly the highest form of humor

When, upon having a seat in a public rest room, you notice that the walls of the stall are covered with dried streams of what was in all probability bodily fluids, what are you most likely to do?

Ignore it while going about your business.
3(12.5%)
Examine it while going about your business.
0(0.0%)
Take your business elsewhere.
1(4.2%)
Think about just exactly how many people's business is on that wall.
0(0.0%)
Wonder if you might be able to get suitable DNA samples from the residue.
1(4.2%)
Marvel over the height of the "high-water" mark.
2(8.3%)
See if you can't beat it.
0(0.0%)
Scream.
0(0.0%)
Complain loudly.
0(0.0%)
Start cleaning.
0(0.0%)
Get grossed out.
2(8.3%)
Get pissed off.
0(0.0%)
Get turned on.
0(0.0%)
Whuh?
0(0.0%)
Meh.
1(4.2%)

Can you now say that your day is complete?

Yes.
11(44.0%)
No.
9(36.0%)
Whuh?
5(20.0%)

After this enlightening exercise, how do you feel?

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