Demotivational Fortune Cookies

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	Demotivational Fortune Cookies
	A cow-orker and I went to Vinh-Sun Barbeque for lunch and were presented, as is customary with the end of a meal, with fortune cookies. The fortunes were not the typical inspirational platitudes or obvious observations, however. Guido's read: You are surrounded by fortune hunters. Mine: Enjoy what you have! Never mind fame and power. Tags: fortune cookies

From: aphorisic	Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Lower your expectations!

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	From: komos	Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Settle for less!

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From: aphorisic	Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Give 60%!

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	From: komos	Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:31 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Mediocre is good enough!

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From: aphorisic	Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Reaching for the stars only hurts your tired old arms!

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	From: komos	Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:43 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Your tireless efforts may get you ahead, but having that nap will be much more relaxing!

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From: aphorisic	Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:44 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Work is for pussies!

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	From: stochasticgirl	Date: March 3rd, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Was it a refreshing change from the usual tripe, or was it just depressing?

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	From: komos	Date: March 3rd, 2006 08:54 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I'm still trying to decide. On the other hand, Guido said that he almost would have prefered, That wasn't chicken you just ate.

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	From: canonfire	Date: March 3rd, 2006 09:20 pm (UTC)		(Link)

But... but... you already HAVE fame!

At least, in New Haven, you have fame.

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	From: komos	Date: March 3rd, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC)		(Link)

In New Haven, I have the power of Voodoo, too. ^_^

Have you tried any of the homebrew yet? I've another bottle for you when you're ready for it.

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