Kid just loves him some cows (komos) wrote,
Kid just loves him some cows
komos

Yeah, it's exactly what you're thinking

Today, I paid an attractive woman to touch my bits.

Sadly, there was nothing that was even remotely sexy about it.

For what it's worth, it doesn't appear that there's anything terribly wrong with me. As I suspected, my body is giving me a head's up to let me know that my years of hard living need to come to an end. A very uncomfortable head's up, to be sure.

You think I'd know better by now. Bleh.
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