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	Yeah, it's exactly what you're thinking
	Today, I paid an attractive woman to touch my bits. Sadly, there was nothing that was even remotely sexy about it. For what it's worth, it doesn't appear that there's anything terribly wrong with me. As I suspected, my body is giving me a head's up to let me know that my years of hard living need to come to an end. A very uncomfortable head's up, to be sure. You think I'd know better by now. Bleh.

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	From: stochasticgirl	Date: March 14th, 2006 06:00 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Did she tell you to turn your head and cough?

I hope it's nothing serious, with just a change of lifestyle in order.

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	From: komos	Date: March 14th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)		(Link)

No! Did I miss some kind of 'special service'?

Yeah, that's most likely it. If there's something more, I'll likely be grousing about it later.

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	From: iterum	Date: March 14th, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Well, nothing terribly wrong is good, I guess.

Be well.

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	From: komos	Date: March 14th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Thankee. Working on that.

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	From: sassyinkpen	Date: March 14th, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I will refrain from several filthy comments that entered my mind, and just wish you well like everyone else. :) Especially if you're feeling bleh.

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	From: komos	Date: March 14th, 2006 11:13 pm (UTC)		(Link)

See, now I'm curious where you're mind took this...

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	From: sassyinkpen	Date: March 14th, 2006 11:29 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Well, top of the list was, "Dude...I would have done it for free...."

After that were a few variations on, "You weren't doing it right, then"

Plus there was some unsolidified stuff about you needing to get out of the house more, and the winding thread of your hobbies.

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	From: komos	Date: March 14th, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)		(Link)

See, that all brought a smile to my face. You'd be right, though... I do need to get out more. ^_^

Winding thread always make me think of Clotho, Atropos, and Lachesis...

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	From: khep	Date: March 14th, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Or maybe you need more than someone mundanely touching your bits.

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	From: komos	Date: March 14th, 2006 11:13 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Of that, I am certain.

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	From: watchamacallit	Date: March 14th, 2006 06:47 pm (UTC)		(Link)

The hard living can come to an end after St Patty's Day!

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	From: komos	Date: March 14th, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Talk about terrible beauty

I'm so Irish, it hurts. ;P

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From: aphorisic	Date: March 14th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)		(Link)

NOT WORK-SAFE

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	From: komos	Date: March 14th, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Just for you.

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	From: clayrobeson	Date: March 15th, 2006 08:16 am (UTC)		(Link)

Was there a Dirty Sanchez involved?

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	From: komos	Date: March 15th, 2006 11:03 am (UTC)		(Link)

No, and I had to get my own vanilla steamer later.

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