Kid just loves him some cows (komos) wrote,
Kid just loves him some cows
komos

THAT CRAZY

In keeping with my recent unplanned explorations of my body's systems, I have this to share: If my inner ear doesn't stop itching soon, I am likely to go purchase some ear candles... and use them as cheap and ineffective daggers to fight off the horde of angry ghosts who seem intent on causing this irritation. Mano a mano. No shit.

Yeah, it's making me THAT CRAZY.

It's not like I need too much help in that direction. I'm beginning to realize that the world to which I retire when I dream has its own consistencies and correspondences. There's a town I keep going to. It's built on a hill by the sea and is filled with windy roads and people I know nowhere else except in this place. At one point, I thought it might be in Germany. After last night, I can't decide that it wasn't in Russia or England.

On another matter entirely, like many others, I'm seeing things in a whole new light...
Poll #713288 Bad design hurts everyone

"The Atheist's Nightmare"
1(4.5%)
"Just the right shape for the human mouth"
2(9.1%)
"As you can see, fellatio is just part of God's Plan"
3(13.6%)
He looks like he's had practice
1(4.5%)
He looks like he needs practice
1(4.5%)
He looks like he's practicing now
0(0.0%)
I totally saw that dude cruising for a piece of ass last Friday
1(4.5%)
Oh. My. God.
0(0.0%)
I feel like having a banana
0(0.0%)
I don't think I'll ever be able to look at a banana again
2(9.1%)
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