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All my best stories start this way - A little less than a happy high
komos
komos
All my best stories start this way
In the shower this morning, a dime fell off of my ass. Because it took me a moment to ponder where it might have come from (I'm currently assuming that it fell out of my pocket at some point over the weekend while I was reading in bed), I was initially a little put off by the idea of having coins clinging to my body. Still, having a dime fall off your ass is much less traumatic than having a dime fall out of your ass. This is, of course, unless you had planned on becoming some sort of po-mo variant of the goose that laid golden eggs.

I am the eggman.
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cook_ting From: cook_ting Date: May 3rd, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Koo Koo Kachoo?
komos From: komos Date: May 3rd, 2006 02:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

What?

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
plumtreeblossom From: plumtreeblossom Date: May 3rd, 2006 02:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
That first sentence is the best one I've read all week. :-)
komos From: komos Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
I've been saving it. ^_^
sassyinkpen From: sassyinkpen Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
You just totally made my morning...
komos From: komos Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh good. I was hoping to wouldn't sketch too many people out.
cosmicserpent From: cosmicserpent Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Next stop: quarters.
komos From: komos Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think I'll need to work up to that.
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komos From: komos Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
You know, it's going to take a while to make my millions this way. I think I should keep my day job.
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stochasticgirl From: stochasticgirl Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Funniest post I've read in a long time.

(And I also immediately read it as "a dime fell out of my ass" even though it clearly says "OFF my ass".)
komos From: komos Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Glad I could help. ^_^
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komos From: komos Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
You too? That metal on porcelain >thunk< was a serious buzz-kill.
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sun_seed From: sun_seed Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

well as long as it wasn't stuck in the crack!

~e.
komos From: komos Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm pretty sure I would have felt that.

Hope so, anyway...
starflow From: starflow Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wait. All of your best stories start with a dime falling off your ass?! Your stories are WAY better than my stories!
komos From: komos Date: May 3rd, 2006 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
You have no idea.
teddywookie From: teddywookie Date: May 3rd, 2006 04:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm stickier than the average guy, can I buy you a drink?

Consider it, that's all I'm saying.

Once a detached plastic ear-hook from a pair of glasses scared the holy bejebus out of me. Thought it was a tick the size of the Ritz.

teddywookie From: teddywookie Date: May 3rd, 2006 04:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, I thought hmmm, the size of ... ? A pencil eraser? That sounds silly. What was that phrase I like? The Ritz, right. And then I forgot to change it to "as big as".
esmerel From: esmerel Date: May 3rd, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
I have no words. :)
clayrobeson From: clayrobeson Date: May 3rd, 2006 05:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's a first. ;)
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