Kid just loves him some cows (komos) wrote,
Kid just loves him some cows
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Ask Info Tube v. 1.1

cook_ting writes:
Yo, Info Tube! What it is, my tubular brotha!

I have a question that only you can answer.

If I were to iradiate several thousand spiders (representing different breeds) and then submit myself to a series of painful bites, would I develop any type of super powers?

What about Cosmic Radiation?
Toxic Waste?
C-Span?
Hamburger Hamlet?
Vat of hungry gerbils?
Dinner with Hare Krishnas?
Lunch with the psychotic Lemur King of New South Wales?

I needs me some super powers!


Info Tube replies:
Super Strength

Muscle Training

Super-Vision


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