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Ask Info Tube v. 1.1 - A little less than a happy high
komos
komos
Ask Info Tube v. 1.1
cook_ting writes:
Yo, Info Tube! What it is, my tubular brotha!

I have a question that only you can answer.

If I were to iradiate several thousand spiders (representing different breeds) and then submit myself to a series of painful bites, would I develop any type of super powers?

What about Cosmic Radiation?
Toxic Waste?
C-Span?
Hamburger Hamlet?
Vat of hungry gerbils?
Dinner with Hare Krishnas?
Lunch with the psychotic Lemur King of New South Wales?

I needs me some super powers!


Info Tube replies:
Super Strength

Muscle Training

Super-Vision


DISCLAIMER: In case this needs to be said, DO NOT TAKE ANY OF WHAT COMES FROM INFO TUBE AT ALL SERIOUSLY.
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cook_ting From: cook_ting Date: September 28th, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Done. Done. And...Done. When do I get my 58 "Perceptics"?
komos From: komos Date: September 29th, 2006 07:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Dog, you know this ain't that kind of party...

Besides, you already have impeccable fashion sense and I'm pretty sure you can spell without looking in a dictionary.
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