Yo, Info Tube! What it is, my tubular brotha!
I have a question that only you can answer.
If I were to iradiate several thousand spiders (representing different breeds) and then submit myself to a series of painful bites, would I develop any type of super powers?
What about Cosmic Radiation?
Toxic Waste?
C-Span?
Hamburger Hamlet?
Vat of hungry gerbils?
Dinner with Hare Krishnas?
Lunch with the psychotic Lemur King of New South Wales?
I needs me some super powers!
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