Kid just loves him some cows (komos) wrote,
Kid just loves him some cows


All the Things He Said
S: "I refuse to fly. I will not fly. Planes are unnatural. A human being should not be able to board a vehicle in one city and a few hours later be in an entirely different one."
Me: "What about cars?"
S: "At least cars have their humors in balance."
Sc: "So planes have an excess of bile or something?"
S: "There is no reasonable explanation for how planes are able to leave the ground. They are heavier than air."
Sc: "Well, there's physics..."
S: "You cannot prove to me that physics exists."
[At this point, I extend my arm and drop the balled up napkin I've been holding onto the bar.]
Me: "Ok, just checking..."

All the Things (S)he Said
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