Kid just loves him some cows (komos) wrote,
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Strippers for nerds

I was getting all geared up to comment on the post looking for a Boston-based stripper who looks like David Tennant that popped up all over the place, but the OP apparently thought better of her request.

No matter, I am inspired. Please pick one Doctor Who character/actor from each section who you think would best be represented by a celebrity look-alike stripper. "Best" was intentionally left undefined. Please note that due to the limitations of the lj poll creator, questions 2 and 3 actually represent a single question, so PLAN ACCORDINGLY... or mark both. For sake of completeness, the Doctor's android friends have also been included, lest we upset the robot-fetish set.

For reference, a complete list of the actors who have played the Doctor is available here. Companions from the classic BBC series are here. That leaves companions from the most recent series for you to do leg work on. Enjoy.

Poll #1121695 Strippers for Nerds I

Best Celebrity Look-Alike Stripper - The Doctor:

First Doctor (WIlliam Hartnell)
0(0.0%)
Second Doctor (Patrick Troughton)
1(9.1%)
Third Doctor (John Pertwee)
1(9.1%)
Fourth Doctor (Tom Baker)
0(0.0%)
Fifth Doctor (Peter Davison)
1(9.1%)
Sixth Doctor (Colin Baker)
0(0.0%)
Seventh Doctor (Sylvester McCoy)
0(0.0%)
Eighth Doctor (Paul McGann)
0(0.0%)
Ninth Doctor (Christopher Eccleston)
3(27.3%)
Tenth Doctor (David Tennant)
5(45.5%)

Best Celebrity Look-Alike Stripper - Female Companion (part 1)

Susan Foreman (Carole Anne Ford)
0(0.0%)
Barbara Wright (Jacqueline Hill)
0(0.0%)
Vicki (Maureen O'Brien)
0(0.0%)
Katarina (Adrienne Hill)
0(0.0%)
Dorothea Chaplet/Dodo (Jackie Lane)
0(0.0%)
Polly (Anneke Wills)
0(0.0%)
Victoria Waterfield (Deborah Watling)
1(12.5%)
Zoe Herriot (Wendy Padbury)
1(12.5%)
Elizabeth "Liz" Shaw (Caroline John)
0(0.0%)
Jo Grant (Katy Manning)
0(0.0%)
Sarah Jane Smith (Elisabeth Sladen)
2(25.0%)
Leela (Louise Jameson)
2(25.0%)
Romana I (Mary Tamm)
2(25.0%)
Romana II (Lalla Ward)
0(0.0%)
Nyssa (Sarah Sutton)
0(0.0%)

Best Celebrity Look-Alike Stripper - Female Companion (part 2)

Tegan Jovanka (Janet Fielding)
0(0.0%)
Perpugilliam "Peri" Brown (Nicola Bryant)
1(9.1%)
Melanie "Mel" Bush (Bonnie Langford)
0(0.0%)
Ace (Sophie Aldred)
1(9.1%)
Dr Grace Holloway (Daphne Ashbrook)
0(0.0%)
Rose Tyler (Billie Piper)
4(36.4%)
Martha Jones (Freema Agyeman)
3(27.3%)
Astrid Peth (Kylie Minogue)
2(18.2%)

Best Celebrity Look-Alike Stripper - Male Companion

Ian Chesterton (William Russell)
0(0.0%)
Steven Taylor (Peter Purves)
0(0.0%)
Ben Jackson (Michael Craze)
0(0.0%)
Jamie McCrimmon (Frazer Hines)
1(9.1%)
Sergeant Benton (John Levene)
0(0.0%)
Brigadier Alastair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart (Nicholas Courtney)
2(18.2%)
Captain Mike Yates (Richard Franklin)
0(0.0%)
Harry Sullivan (Ian Marter)
0(0.0%)
Adric (Matthew Waterhouse)
0(0.0%)
Vislor Turlough (Mark Strickson)
0(0.0%)
Mickey Smith (Noel Clarke)
1(9.1%)
Adam Mitchell (Bruno Langley)
0(0.0%)
Jack Harkness (John Barrowman)
7(63.6%)

Best Celebrity Look-Alike Stripper - Other

K9 (John Leeson/David Brierley - voice)
8(88.9%)
Kamelion (Gerald Flood - voice)
1(11.1%)
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