If you're thinking about seeing Cloverfield, I have a deal for you and it will save you fully 50% of the ticket price. For $5.00, I will come to your house, pop a copy of The Blair Witch Project in your dvd player, and then alternately punch you in the gut and shake your head violently for an hour and a half.
Any proceeds will be used to fund my expedition to track down J.J. Abrams for the express purpose of clubbing him repeatedly with a cricket bat.
Yeah, it's that bad. Here's the big ending spoiler - there's a girl with snot running out of her nose whining about being 'so scared.' This film is rated FW for Feckin' Weak.
