Kid just loves him some cows (komos) wrote,
Kid just loves him some cows
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If you're thinking about seeing Cloverfield, I have a deal for you and it will save you fully 50% of the ticket price. For $5.00, I will come to your house, pop a copy of The Blair Witch Project in your dvd player, and then alternately punch you in the gut and shake your head violently for an hour and a half.

Any proceeds will be used to fund my expedition to track down J.J. Abrams for the express purpose of clubbing him repeatedly with a cricket bat.

Yeah, it's that bad. Here's the big ending spoiler - there's a girl with snot running out of her nose whining about being 'so scared.' This film is rated FW for Feckin' Weak.
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  • A bone to pick

    Could it be said that a "point of contention" is redundant?

  • I'm taking over LJ and turning it intp a chicken blog*

    *At least for today At the farm a few weeks ago, J was looking to expand his flock of chickens and in preparation, managed to score a free rooster…

  • Query

    Is there ever any sort of discussion about the environmental impact of the oil spills associated with tankers sunk in WWII?