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At least one thing didn't live up to the hype... - A little less than a happy high
komos
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At least one thing didn't live up to the hype...
Having now seen the screen adaptation of Watchmen, I have to say that I'm a little disappointed that Dr. Manhattan's Big Blue WangTM was not nearly the distraction that everyone's made it out to be.
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cook_ting From: cook_ting Date: March 24th, 2009 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
The Big Blue Dong will haunt your dreams and fill your waking hours with discomfort and ennui.
komos From: komos Date: March 24th, 2009 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
It registered at the same level as the ubiquitous graffiti. Sure, you knew it was there, but unless you're completely obsessed with either storyboard details or dick, it was just part of the scenery.
cook_ting From: cook_ting Date: March 24th, 2009 06:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Until you wake up screaming, the image of a glowing blue dong etched into your terror drenched mind...
komos From: komos Date: March 24th, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

I think you may have me confused with Scottie.

It's not like Big Blue Wang is some kind of Lovecraftian horror. It's a just wang that happens to be blue.
wanderyng1 From: wanderyng1 Date: March 24th, 2009 06:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: I think you may have me confused with Scottie.

Yes, that would have involved a mass of no less than 12 dongs that moved of their own accord.
komos From: komos Date: March 24th, 2009 06:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
That sounds more like Hentai tentacle porn.
wanderyng1 From: wanderyng1 Date: March 24th, 2009 06:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re:

Isn't that what Cthulhu was based upon?
komos From: komos Date: March 24th, 2009 06:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re:

Did I just step into some weird time loop?

Edited at 2009-03-24 06:58 pm (UTC)
cook_ting From: cook_ting Date: March 24th, 2009 07:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
We have derailed.
wanderyng1 From: wanderyng1 Date: March 24th, 2009 07:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm the DM...that's what I do.
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komos From: komos Date: March 24th, 2009 05:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
No pun intended.
coraline From: coraline Date: March 24th, 2009 04:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
size queen :p
komos From: komos Date: March 24th, 2009 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Much like Apache Chief

...clearly, he can grow larger.
oceanic From: oceanic Date: March 24th, 2009 05:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Welcome to puritanical America.
komos From: komos Date: March 24th, 2009 05:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
I was similarly unimpressed with the big reveal in The Crying Game, though there, I think I figured out the Big Secret long before most of the audience did.

Dude has bits, and they're blue. Time to move on.
faux_eonix From: faux_eonix Date: March 24th, 2009 05:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
I maintain the reason a huge deal was made about the big blue wang has to do with the fact that it was the only real frontal nudity. Two VERY brief nipple shots don't count.
komos From: komos Date: March 24th, 2009 05:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Even if there had been long languishing shots of nipples, I'm pretty sure folks would still be talking about Big Blue Wang.

Dunno. Maybe we missed something for not having seen it in IMAX.
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