Listen Alex, it's very cute that you've appropriated my idea behind a malicious Tweety Bird, but I do think that I should make something painfully clear. If my intent is to write about you, I'm not going to couch it in an analysis of cartoon characters. Shockingly enough, I and everyone else you've trolled because of some imagined slight often think about things that are not you. Frequently, we will even write about those things without having any interest in you whatsoever.

Really.

Now, if you can't read me without assuming that I must be poking you somehow, please do me the favor of taking me off your friends list and stop reading my entries. This is getting quite old now.

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