Now, turning a bank of three old school lockers into a cold smoker? That is utter brilliance. Mr. Brown, I want to be your assistant even though I get the sense that you’re probably a bear to work for. Teach me the ways of the Force.
I’ve also decided that Takeshi Kaga’s character is really just an anime villain who has somehow found a way to manifest in the physical realm. Thankfully, he has become so obsessed with worldly pleasures that he has been distracted from bringing his army of flying ninjas and demon sex lovers into our reality.
Update: Now with all new links!