What should komos be when he grows up?
Other (please specify):
NOTE: I’m aware that I haven’t included such career paths as "exploding ninja," "flesh-eating zombie," or "bandy-legged, hard-drinking pirate." Sadly, while each appeals to my appreciation for the absurd, I don’t think my prospects for success in any of these fields are very good. I also don’t think I have the assets to be a "gentleman adventurer" or a "porn star," so those are probably out, too.