[He exits the laundromat carrying a bag from wash, dry, and fold.]
Me: Didn't it occur to you to park?
He: (Innocently.) I just ran in to pick up laundry.
Me:: Right, and it didn't occur to you to park??
[He returns a smug look and makes to mount the SUV.]
Chorus: Now there's hell to pay.
Me: (Louder.) I'm so glad that our boys are dying in the desert so that asshats like you can abandon your man boats wherever it's most convenient.
[He turns and starts to say something, but then stops, looking a little embarrassed. He gets into his car and drives away.]