Kid just loves him some cows (komos) wrote,
Kid just loves him some cows

With a nod to the absurd

I shared a truth in advertising moment with starboogie this morning. GM has announced that it plans to market the H2 in Russia within the next few months. Their plan is to target (and I quote) "the 'macho' businessman with too much money to burn."

Coincidentally, I got spam this morning from a bunch of folks who I’m guessing would probably drive H2s. Near as I can tell, anyone who run a site that sells drugs, cruise missiles and gay slaves must be Very Bad MenTM. Like bad to the bone bad. Or maybe they’re so bad that they’re holding out for the release of the Unimog.

I've taken the liberty of editing the links out. I've not visited the site, so I have no idea if it's a front for the scientologists or just a very odd FBI sting operation. I got your back.


It's us again, now we extended our offerings, here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.

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