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A little less than a happy high
With a nod to the absurd
I shared a truth in advertising moment with starboogie this morning. GM has announced that it plans to market the H2 in Russia within the next few months. Their plan is to target (and I quote) "the 'macho' businessman with too much money to burn."

Coincidentally, I got spam this morning from a bunch of folks who I’m guessing would probably drive H2s. Near as I can tell, anyone who run a site that sells drugs, cruise missiles and gay slaves must be Very Bad MenTM. Like bad to the bone bad. Or maybe they’re so bad that they’re holding out for the release of the Unimog.

I've taken the liberty of editing the links out. I've not visited the site, so I have no idea if it's a front for the scientologists or just a very odd FBI sting operation. I got your back.


It's us again, now we extended our offerings, here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.
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technocowboy From: technocowboy Date: August 28th, 2003 08:59 am (UTC) (Link)

Some people need to get out. Good lord. Gay slaves? I need me some of them.
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 09:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Me, I'm holding out for the lacunchers, which I'm pretty sure are some sort of Mexican pastry made with flaky dough and a creamy filling.
skipalways From: skipalways Date: August 28th, 2003 10:11 am (UTC) (Link)

ya know

I truly hope this is an FBI sting op, just so I can laugh heartily at the numbers of people they arrest who claim, "But I just >had< to see at site that offered all that. I wasn't gonna buy anything. Honest."
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 12:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: ya know

You're in trouble, aren't you...
skipalways From: skipalways Date: August 28th, 2003 12:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: ya know

Surprisingly, no.
c_m_i From: c_m_i Date: August 28th, 2003 10:24 am (UTC) (Link)
This email helps me none. You see, I'm a time traveler from the future and in need of parts.

komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 12:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm not sure you'd want to get sensitive equipment from someone who's pedaling tom-O-hawk "rockets" anyway. It's probably all cheap Chinese-made copies.
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)


I do wish I would learn to proof-read.
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