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komos
komos
For the record
I'm really not feeling the love for my fellow man today.

...and the next person who tells me to "move [my] fat arse" is gonna get a serious whuppin'. I'm not kidding.

Current Mood: distressed distressed

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technocowboy From: technocowboy Date: August 28th, 2003 12:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
....

Okay, here's where I'd usually make a lewd comment about likin' your ass, but I don't know how you'd take that....
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 12:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh. I think I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to accept a compliment when I get one. ;)
clayrobeson From: clayrobeson Date: August 28th, 2003 01:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oy, I read that as LICKING...
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 01:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
I suppose I don't need to say that that's just wrong.
technocowboy From: technocowboy Date: August 28th, 2003 01:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's because you're a hog.
lonespiritwolf2 From: lonespiritwolf2 Date: August 28th, 2003 02:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
I had to reread it because I read the exact same thing. When it finally dawned on me what it said, I laughed out loud
technocowboy From: technocowboy Date: August 28th, 2003 02:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dear god, you people. Gutterheads.
lonespiritwolf2 From: lonespiritwolf2 Date: August 28th, 2003 03:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
and you didn't know this *HOW*???
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 03:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh. Gutterheads.
technocowboy From: technocowboy Date: August 28th, 2003 05:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
*grin* Glad you like it. :)
cinemama From: cinemama Date: August 28th, 2003 12:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Time to get PANDANGRY!!!
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 12:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
I found myself wondering momentarily if this gentleman would enjoy an imprint of my fat arse on the hood of the new car that he was trying to sneak through a red light.

I'm really far too sensitive. I should probably just bite the bullet and get back in shape.
cinemama From: cinemama Date: August 28th, 2003 12:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ayyy. I am completely familiar with the 'fat arse' comment being shouted from moving cars. It's pretty damned hard not to take that personally, since it's intended to be just that. KNOWING they're a jackass with no social graces hardly matters.

More likely it's time for this 'gentlemen' to receive a long awaited 'attitude adjustment' as that old Hank Williams (JR?) song once advised.
technocowboy From: technocowboy Date: August 28th, 2003 12:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes. Hank Jr. Great song. From the album Montana Cafe.

And P? Do what I do when people driving decide to be rude fuckbags. Walk slower or just look surprised that oh! There's a street here! Piss them off. It's small and petty, but damn, does it make me feel better. :)
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 01:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hank knows his whuppin' pretty well. ^_^
skipalways From: skipalways Date: August 28th, 2003 01:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

who says 'arse' these days outside of a Mel Gibson movie?

i hope you kicked his. or at least gave him what for.
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 01:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: who says 'arse' these days outside of a Mel Gibson movie?

"Arse" is just my way of putting a slightly more genteel spin on the exchange.

Aside from pointing out that he was trying to run a red light, I did nothing.
skipalways From: skipalways Date: August 28th, 2003 01:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: who says 'arse' these days outside of a Mel Gibson movie?

Ah. Figures an idiot trying the red light wouldn't have the class to say arse.

I've been in that situation before. Hell I was crossing the street in front of a parked car and the chick must be color blind cause she just rev'd the engine and almost drove through me.

In cases like this I make like Dustin Hoffman in Midnight Cowboy.
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 01:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: who says 'arse' these days outside of a Mel Gibson movie?

I just wanna be a pirate.
skipalways From: skipalways Date: August 28th, 2003 01:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: who says 'arse' these days outside of a Mel Gibson movie?

You should have gone with your instinct and sat on his hood with a jaunty laugh and a bad joke. Follow it up with an "And if ya ever try and run a red light again next time it'll be your head and not your hood. Rrrrrrr." Then for good measure you should have taken his wallet and used the money to buy rum.

You've got what it takes, you just need to unleash your inner corsair.
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 02:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: who says 'arse' these days outside of a Mel Gibson movie?

Now that would be a story. Maybe in the re-telling.
skipalways From: skipalways Date: August 28th, 2003 02:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: who says 'arse' these days outside of a Mel Gibson movie?

You could use it as the opening chapter of your autobiography:

"My Inner Corsair: A Pirate's Life for Me."
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 02:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Now that I'm thinking of it

You should run a 7th Sea rpg. Or, in keeping with my "how can you have proper pirates without the Spanish Main?" objection, maybe something set on Earth using the 7th Sea system.

From: uruz Date: August 28th, 2003 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Now that I'm thinking of it

I've gotten a request to run 7th Sea. It would be Elder DiPesa and Trish at minimum. Want in, should it come to fruition?
komos From: komos Date: August 28th, 2003 03:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Now that I'm thinking of it

Possibly. Depends on the night and the types of characters needed. Keep me posted, k?
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